Combine the sesame oil, soy sauce & hoisin sauce in a bowl and set aside.
Heat 1 tablespoon of oil in a skillet over medium heat. Pour in the Just Egg and sprinkle with salt & pepper. Once the edges start to cook (approx. 2 minutes), scramble with a spatula until the eggs are cooked through. Transfer to a plate and place the empty skillet back on the stove.
Add the remaining oil to the skillet with the onion, garlic, ginger and whites of the green onion. Cook down for 2 minutes. Add the soyrizo and cook for 5 minutes, stirring frequently.
Pour in the leftover rice, reserved soy sauce mixture and kale. Stir to combine everything and cook for another 5 minutes. Add the eggs back to the skillet and toss to combine.
Serve hot with the remaining green onion and the optional toppings.
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Notes
If you can't find Just Egg, you can sub your favorite tofu scramble.
Day old rice is best for this recipe, but if you need to make it the same day: transfer the cooked rice to a rimmed baking sheet and spread it out. Place in the freezer for 15-20 minutes to dry out.
To make the sriracha mayo combine 1 part sriracha with 3 parts mayo.